The Queen Is After Me

"Wow. Sassy."

"Oh shut up," She muttered, smirking a little bit.

Fleet rolled his eyes. "As if I'd listen to you."

"You would,"

Fleet gave her a deadpan stare and, suddenly, Keagan snorted softly, as if amused.

"See, you've shut up. I win." April chuckled quietly with a smirk, glancing over at Keagan when she heard his snort, smiling softly.

"It was more like I was trying to give you an exasperated look, but you didn't realise my intentions, god."

And, quietly, Keagan whispered, "Baby."

"Hey Keag," April greeted, almost silently when she heard him. Replying to Fleet with a laugh, "Maybe you're just awful at communicating,"

"I am the best at communication."

"When it involves alcohol and a bed," Keagan shot back, still rhythmically swinging.

"We all know I'm the best at communicating out of the three of us," April replied with a quiet laugh.

"Please." Fleet scoffed. "I'm the best at everything."

"No, you really aren't." She replied with a shake of her head.

((A fatherly call of concern occurred))

"Uh yes, I am."

(( Ah, fair enough xD )))

April just laughed and shook her head in the negative, "You're awful at waking up in the morning," she pointed out, "And cooking, you're terrible at making any kind of decent meal which isn't beans on toast."

"I can make desserts that would make professional chefs cry," he immediately shot back.

"If you don't burn the chocolate when you melt it,"

"That was one time."

"And there was that time you forgot to put any eggs into the cake mix," April hummed with a quiet laugh, before moving her gaze over to Keagan and, encouraging him to join in, "I bet you know a lot more of his silly mistakes then I do, Keag,"

"He tried to bake a lasagne without preheating the oven and almost burnt the house down," Keagan mumbled. "Not one, not twice, but four times he made the same mistake."

She laughed a little bit at that and just nodded subtly before glancing over to Fleet and raising her eyebrows at him with a triumphant smirk.

((Today at college I wrote less than fifty words...))

"Because we had a microwave oven! Who has a microwave ovens? Huh?" Fleet asked, sounding distraught. "It's all buttons and beeping. And if you get the time wrong, you're fucked, you can't leave it in longer because it has a timer unlike a real oven."

(( It sounds like a productive day xD ))

April just laughed a little bit at that and shook her head, "Out of you both, Keagan's the better cook. Out of the three of us, I'm definetely the best."

"I am the best dessert making...when I do everything in the right order. I just don't like following instructions."

She shook her was in the negative, "I don't think you are," she chuckled, "But whatever you say, I'll let you carry on believing that."

"He can bake though," Keagan mumbled quietly, and Fleet turned to point at April with a shouted, "Ah ha! In your face!"